Emo Kylo Ren and Very Lonely Luke Hilariously Butt Heads on Twitter

Wednesday, 13 January 2016 - 3:35PM
Star Wars
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Wednesday, 13 January 2016 - 3:35PM
Emo Kylo Ren and Very Lonely Luke Hilariously Butt Heads on Twitter
By now, you've probably heard of the Emo Kylo Ren twitter, which is nothing short of hilarious (if not hilariously accurate). 


You may have even heard of one of its parody counterparts, Very Lonely Luke, featuring the "deep" musings of the hermit Jedi knight. 


Even if you haven't, you could probably imagine the battle that would ensue if the two ever crossed paths. 

Well guess what - it happened - and its just as epic and angsty as you could imagine 

It started out innocently enough:



But quickly escalated:










Pretty soon they resorted to classic insults and poetry:










After a while, Luke offered an olive branch (sort of) 



But even though peace seemed almost within arm's reach, the two weren't done yet:




Then shit gets real:




In the words of another Twitter user, "too soon!"


Eventually, both men must've gotten tired of fighting, because the retorts peter off. Maybe all the excitement was just too much for Luke after twelve years alone, and he fell asleep while Kylo called a time out to reapply his tear-smudged eyeliner. 
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