New Star Wars Perfume Will Make You Smell Like a Jedi, the Empire, or Amidala

Tuesday, 14 June 2016 - 10:11AM
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Tuesday, 14 June 2016 - 10:11AM
New Star Wars Perfume Will Make You Smell Like a Jedi, the Empire, or Amidala
Today in the category of "answers to questions we never knew to ask," we're finally going to know what different Star Wars characters smell like. German perfume manufacturer Lifestyle is releasing Star Wars fragrances that will allow you to smell like Jedi, the Empire, or Amidala.

The Jedi perfume is a mixture of amber, patchouli, musk, pink and black pepper, and sandalwood, and supposedly "exudes positive energy." The Empire (rather than Sith, which is a little strange) apparently smells like lime, bergamot, apple, and jasmine, in order to exude "seductiveness," while Amidala smells like mandarin and green apple for an "elegant and sensual aura and royal grace." 

This is all very well and good, except that Jedi and the Empire are being made for men, while Amidala (by far the lamest choice) is made for women. The Jedi cologne is even described as a "distinctively masculine scent." This is annoying, if only because there are definitely female Jedi and Sith in the canon, even if they aren't in the movies. 
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The woody-aromatic scent Star Wars Jedi exudes positive energy. The start of this refreshing yet distinctively masculine scent experience make tangy notes of mandarin, paired with spicy aromas of pink and black pepper. These are supplemented in the heart with gentle nuances of sandalwood. Rounding out the ensemble with aromatic essences of amber, patchouli and musk.

The strong character and modern smell Star Wars Empire owes its distinctive recognition value of the combination of sparkling and seductive notes with aromatic, astringent chords. At the beginning of oriental-woody fragrance experience is a blast of fresh notes of lime and bergamot which are enhanced by chords from apple and jasmine in the heart. The composition is completed by a base of amber, sandalwood, patchouli and tonka bean.

The fruity-oriental fragrance Star Wars Amidala envelops its wearer with an elegant and sensual aura and royal grace. The creation opens with refreshing notes of mandarin and green apple. In the heart seduces with an elegant bouquet of orange blossom, patchouli and sandalwood. Sensual Vanillie- and musks ensure a round underscore this composition.
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