#BetterStarWars Titles: Twitter Suggests Preferable Alternatives to Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Thursday, 06 November 2014 - 4:52PM
Star Wars
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Thursday, 06 November 2014 - 4:52PM
#BetterStarWars Titles: Twitter Suggests Preferable Alternatives to Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Everyone was excited about the announcement of the title for the upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens- for about ten seconds, before the entire internet started making fun of it. 

 

 

Here are some of the best suggestions, which will convince you (among other things) that everyone really hates Jar Jar Binks:

 

The inevitable "the Force is sleepy" jokes:

 

 

 

 

 

Midichlorians are stupid (unless they're being referenced on Parks and Recreation):

 

 

Jar Jar Binks is stupid and should die in a fire:

 

 

 

 

Noooo:

 

 

Let's just pretend the prequels didn't happen, Expanded Universe-style:

 

 

If there's anyone people hate more than Jar Jar Binks, it's probably Gwyneth Paltrow:

 

 

Too real:

 

 

 

The new Star Wars installment as a response to an existential crisis:

 

 

 

It's our money's fault that studios never come up with original ideas:

 

 

 

 

Franchise fans are not having any of it, no matter what "it" is:

 

 

 

All pretentious superhero movie titles are pretentious:

 

 

Han shot first:

 

 

And a Firefly reference!

 

 

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