Infographic: The Rogues Gallery of the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Friday, 16 January 2015 - 2:31PM
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Friday, 16 January 2015 - 2:31PM
Infographic: The Rogues Gallery of the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Without villains, how would heroes ever be heroic? That's the question this infographic asks as it implores us to take a moment to appreciate the nefarious villains/trusty foils of the MCU:

 

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Some of the descriptions of the MCU villains are simply helpful for keeping track of all of them and staying abreast of Marvel knowledge, but a lot of them are snarky and hilarious. Here are some of the funniest descriptions:

 

Justin HammerSuccessful dancer - Failed businessman

Korath"Who?"

Grant WardResident son-of-a-bitch (Admit it, you hate that you love him)

Ronan the AccuserCan't dance

Ian QuinnThe successful businessman Justin Hammer never was

Sunil GakshiIan Quinn lite

Leviathan AssassinA murderous creep

Daniel WhitehallImmortal creep

Aldrich KillianFire-breathing jerk

Hammer DronesEh. Hammer tech

 

And for the most bad-ass descriptions:

 

Crossbones: Might kill Captain America

Winter Soldier: The once and future Captain America

Loki: Causes the Avengers to unite, may or may not have committed patricide twice

Ultron: Fucks up the Avengers badly, aspires to end all human life, builds an army of himself

 

And finally,

 

Thanos: Politics bore him, will fuck up the Avengers a thousand times worse, will wield the Infinity Gauntlet and bathe the stars in our blood

 

And on that happy note...

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