Batman v Superman Honest Movie Teaser Replaces Ethics with Marvel vs DC Nerd Rage

Tuesday, 21 April 2015 - 2:13PM
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Tuesday, 21 April 2015 - 2:13PM
Batman v Superman Honest Movie Teaser Replaces Ethics with Marvel vs DC Nerd Rage
Usually, Honest Trailers reserves its eviscerations for full-length films, but since the first Batman v Superman trailer happens to be "a teaser that will probably generate more drama than the movie itself," it earned its very own satirization. Where the original trailer's talking heads engaged in philosophical (and/or pretentious, depending on your point of view) debate about the place of an omnipotent being in our world, the Honest Teaser boils it down to what really matters: Batman v Superman nerd rages, Marvel vs. DC nerd rages, Batfleck nerd rages, basically all the nerd rages:



Here are some highlights form the new and improved talking heads:

"But they couldn't even make a good Superman movie!"
"DC has a horrible track record. Green Lantern...?"
"Hello, Dark Knight trilogy?"
"You're just a butthurt Marvel fanboy."
"Ant-Man looks stupid. There, I said it!"
"Not every comic book movie has to be fun. What are you, twelve?" (Mildly offensive that this is one of the only statements made by a woman, but amen.)
"It looks like Sucker Punch!" (Dear God, please no.)
"They should have shown more." "You're just saying that because the Star Wars trailer was so awesome. It's like a year until the movie, give it time!"
"That's how it started. Warner Bros. casting Ben Affleck as Batman turned fanboys cruel."

"Tell me. Is my gravelly voice better than Christian Bale's? I mean, it has to be, right?"

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice comes out on March 25, 2016.
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