Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Spoiler-Free Science Critique of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Monday, 21 December 2015 - 5:15PM
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Monday, 21 December 2015 - 5:15PM
Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Spoiler-Free Science Critique of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson has become an expert at scientific nitpicking of popular culture, so of course he had to turn his critical eye towards Star Wars: The Force Awakens. His critique runs the gamut from astrophysics to the linguistics of Wookiee-speak, but our favorite is his list of best movie aliens (and yes, The Force Awakens made the list):

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10. Predator

Anything that hunts humans better than the way humans hunt big game is singularly terrifying. Although still an actor in a rubber suit, its tactics, methods, and tools were entirely alien to us. And from this film we received the wisdom of the ages: "If it bleeds, we can kill it." And we not doubt all agree with Arnold's assessment that the alien was "One ugly motherfucker!",

9. Star Wars: Episode IV & Episode VII

If your aliens are going to walk & talk and have heads & arms and can play musical instruments, then the zoo of creatures in these two films wins that contest of creativity. Spielberg's ET, Star Trek's The Gorn, and The Creature From the Black Lagoon, would each go unnoticed in these crowds.

8. Alien

Gotta love ugly aliens with teeth. Again, terrifying — not because they looked like terrifying animals on Earth, but because they looked like nothing we've ever seen on Earth.

7. Independence Day

Inspired by War of the Worlds, for this film I always wanted to do what Will Smith does — punch an evil alien in the face and say "Welcome to Earth." These creatures look like nothing on Earth and they wielded awesome technology.

6. War of the Worlds

What the hell are those things? what were they doing to our civilization? and why were they flaying us? Just the kinds of questions that should preoccupy us in a first encounter with aliens.

5. The Day the Earth Stood Still don't see the alien - they occupy human form. But the birthing sequence and those pesky self-replicating hungry locusts are genius.

4. The Blob

An alien with no DNA in common with life on Earth should look more different from life on Earth than any two life forms on Earth look from one another. Behold, The Blob.

3. Invasion of the Body Snatchers which the aliens themselves are not shown. Of course these aliens occupied our bodies, which may be more terrifying than simply laying eyes upon them.

2. Contact which the aliens themselves are not shown. But must respect their power to communicate via memories of that which is familiar to us.

1. 2001: A Space Odyssey which the aliens themselves are not shown. They will share none of our DNA sequences, and will not likely use DNA at all, so it may be futile to even imagine what they would look like. But to bear witness to their formidable intelligence is humbling.
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And now for the rest of the critique, which has only mild, mild spoilers:

What it got right:

Some space gaffes:

Tyson agrees with NASA that BB-8 isn't very well-constructed on a practical level:

But, that being said, this is scientific fact:


The struggle is real:

Stray observations:

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