The Funniest Reactions to NASA's Huge Mars Announcement
Anticlimactic:
Hey, unless the water you found on Mars was in a cup carried by a full on alien, I'M NOT INTERESTED!
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) September 28, 2015Wake me when they find free-flowing vodka on Mars.
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) September 28, 2015Am I the only one hoping that the #MarsAnnouncement is about the planet having free wi-fi? What's special about water? We already got that.
— The Internet Show (@DaInternetShow) September 28, 2015This would be a much more exciting announcement:
NASA confirmed that you say gif like jif so
— Rachel Whitehurst (@RachLWhitehurst) September 28, 2015WORD:
we found water on mars but still can't edit tweets
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 28, 2015Logic:
Ok but NASA didn't invent water on Mars it's been there for millions of years. Why should they get invited to the White House
— Arthur Chu (@arthur_affect) September 28, 2015But not everyone was disappointed:
Everyone is a little excited by the #MarsAnnouncement of water. (Some more than others.) pic.twitter.com/Lpckw8l6lv
— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) September 28, 2015The timing is suspect:
.@MarkHarrisNYC Hey! Those researchers toiled for YEARS in order to time the release of findings in conjunction w/ next big Matt Damon film.
— Scott Eric Kaufman (@scottekaufman) September 28, 2015#MarsAnnouncement: Matt Damon is still on Mars.
#TheMartian
— Joe 'Monk' Pardavila (@joepardavila) September 28, 2015Mark Watney's real problem:
Don't drink too much of that Mars water. The nearest bathroom is 140 million miles away. #MarsAnnouncement
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) September 28, 2015DC fans mean business:
[NASA announces water on Mars]
Any questions?
Reporter: ARE THERE SPACE DOLPHINS
Haha very funn-
[2nd reporter stands]
ANSWER THE QUESTION
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) September 28, 2015NASA actually just announced that Mars is the Death Star:
Amazing #MarsAnnouncement from NASA! They've found a weakness! It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port
— Nigel Moss (@nigenet) September 28, 2015We should expect some attacks any day now:
Mmm... water. #MarsAnnouncement pic.twitter.com/dKPID3XsQ3
— Erin Ruberry (@erinruberry) September 28, 2015Capitalism!
The good news is that there is water on Mars.
The bad news is that Nestle already has bottling rights to it.
#MarsAnnouncement
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) September 28, 2015Now all Mars needs is artisanal donuts:
Hipsters are happy to find out that Mars is suitable for pickling.
— SarcasticRover (@SarcasticRover) September 28, 2015Dark drought humor:
#MarsAnnouncement of flowing water could just be NASA's way of mocking California.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 28, 2015Spending billions to discover water on Mars while millions can't access clean water here on earth, is just a tragic irony. #MarsAnnouncement
— Shankabout.com (@Shankabout) September 28, 2015Dark oil drilling humor:
Wait'll they find oil on Mars. THEN things will get serious. #MarsAnnouncement
— Roy Edroso (@edroso) September 28, 2015Some things shouldn't even be joked about:
"Trump already won here" #MarsAnnouncement
— Pat Thornton (@patthornton) September 28, 2015But on the plus side:
I know where I'm going if trump gets elected president #MarsAnnouncement
— Taylor Gilbert (@tay_tay4856) September 28, 2015